*Names removed to protect the innocent
Fake ID or entire fake identity? Location: Panama City Beach
"The first day there we went to the beach and of course we brought beer and fireball. So my roommate Danny and I both had to go to the bathroom so we went to the port-o-potty. We had beer in our hands so on the way there I finished mine and threw it away and Danny didn't finish his. We walked right by two cops and they stopped Danny and asked for his ID. He was in his swim suit so he didn't have an ID on him. So the cop asked his name and address, etc, and radioed it in. Danny gave all of his brothers information (who was 22) and the cop just let him go."
-N.M, University of Wisconsin-Whitewater
Fanny Pack Fiasco Location: Panama City Beach
"It was on my second day in Panama City. One of my friends had been so excited about finding a fanny pack to wear because it was the trend for everyone who was there. We had spent the whole day on the beach drinking and my friend who was all excited about his fanny pack ended up running into the ocean with it on, his phone was in there. He ended up having to call his mom from someone else's phone to tell her what happened and had to go buy another phone while we were in Florida. The fanny pack hype pretty much died after that."
-G.T., University of Wisconsin-Green Bay
Beach Beads
Location: Panama City Beach
"The beach was packed with probably thousands of people and it was like Mardi Gras, everyone had beads. So of course girls would flash their boobs and get beads in return. It just so happened that a girl we knew from high school was there and she flashed her boobs like 20 times to get beads. She was really hammered and her friend (who was a girl) ripped off her top and she couldn't find it for like 5 minutes."
-E.S., University of Wisconsin-Whitewater
Tattoo Trouble
"I was at a club and a random guy that was super cute came up to me and the first thing he said was "hey, wanna see my tattoo?" So I said sure and he pulled down his pants and had a rubber duck tattooed on his butt-cheek and then proceed to tell me he lost a bet."
-B.E., University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point
Pant less and Confused Location: Cancun, Mexico
"So there was this dude we met the day before. He went out to the clubs and ended up leaving by himself. He does not remember a single thing from the night. But he woke up in an alley without his pants. He got mugged and his money and passport was stolen."
-B.G., University of Wisconsin-Green Bay
Hot Tub Mishap
Location: Panama City Beach
"Our hotel had a huge hot tub, like the size of a pool. There were probably 20 people in it at the time, most of them were foreign. Some kid was super hammered and was swimming under the water from one side of the pool to the other. He swam right up next to Emmett and came up from the water and didn't look too good. He threw up all in the hot tub and then passed out in the water. He was like knocked out under the water and his friend had to jump in and save him.That pretty much cleared out the hot tub."
-N.M, University of Wisconsin-Whitewater
Unwanted Visitor Location: Miami, FL
"Big expectations were had when it came to the hotel that was booked. We were all under the impression that we were staying at the Bentley in South Beach but little did we know one of our travel partners, Dave, was a cheap ass. With out telling us he booked us a room at the Days Inn in North Beach. Not that bad of an area, still on the beach but the hotel was shady. When we pulled up to the hotel a woman came up to the car to greet us. At first we thought it was a employee of the hotel. This was not the case. It was actually a prostitute. She came up to the car asking how long we were in town and if we wanted a good time.
Mark, being not so street smart, said of course, we are we are down here on spring break we are just looking for girls and to party. Everyone shot Mark evil looks and as we unpacked we tried to tell him this lady was a prostitute as she hovered around us.
The prostitute actually followed us into the hotel. We asked her to leave as we were not interested in her services but she waited in the lobby.
Once we got our room key, Mark yelled out what room we were staying in. Not a good idea. Of course our newly made friend heard this and tried to follow us up. We had to tell the hotel she was not with us and eventually she was kicked out.
The room was shady and looked like the guy from the bates motel would murder us there during the stay. In order to help us deal with this possibility bottles were popped and the booze never stopped flowing the rest of the trip."
-Z.B., University of Wisconsin-Green Bay
-Z.B., University of Wisconsin-Green Bay
A lot of them are from Panama City Beach. I don't know if this is a bad thing, but maybe there could be a few more destinations.
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